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You could DIE waiting for the junk food and prescription drug commercials to end during the final half of network news shows on ABC NBC and CBS TV. Look at how BAD the news is at the beginning of those half hour broadcasts and the opening segment is long, in order to hook you. But then they lighten up at the end with humor and anecdote (or viral video), and do cheerful ads about how expensive drugs are helping alleviate the symptoms of diabetes, dementia, and a thousand other horrors caused by eating FoodPorn. Cheerful beautiful ads describe Mass Effects like projectile vomiting, hives, rectal itch, stroke, and death. Makes meme want to ___. (Fill in the blank.)

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